RE: Sought: bookish, boyish bucher with an Oldworld Jewish face - 31 (Brooklyn or Manhattan)

A fun, little sketch she did one day while daydreaming of love. Witnesses report that day as one when they walked in to check on her after a few neurotic phone calls from her about finding the right guy who lives behind her eyes. When entering the house, the anonymous witness recanted their experience detailing that there were strange drawings all over the floor, she was stark naked wearing nothing but two yarmulkes as a traditional jewish nipple pasties.

I don't feel attraction has much to do with what hobbies or professional goals people have in common; for me at least, it's generally been about more ephemeral stuff; I'm an idiosyncratic person whose decided to face that reality. I know what I preffer, so may as well put it out there no? On the off chance you're reading this, and think you're somebody who lines up with the few of my many idiosyncrasies I'll list here for you, it'd feel great to meet you.

I like men who love books and reading, are smart, clever, very quick-minded, blessed with good comic timing (probably an extension of being sharp as a tack)--& a little on the dorky or nerdy side; I like sarcasm, it feels sexy, so long as you can also let your guard down sometimes.

My friend Eli once told me that, for lack of a better way to put it, I seem only to be drawn to an "Old World" Jewish face when it comes to men; This doesn't mean old--I'd like a man a little younger than me, or roughly the same age, I'm just a little more likely to spot "my type,"--ie, a boy I think is damned handsome--in very orthodox neighborhoods in Bk; if you're Chassidic, I'm open to that; if you're an atheist, open to that too. If you're in between, that's just fine and dandy; It's a more difficult something I'm not totally sure how to pin down that I'm looking for; I tried to draw a rough idea of it below for you, but the bottom line is, Jewishness matters to me; religious observance does not.

My background is kind of interesting and I can tell you more about it if you're curious. As for you, appearance wise, I feel like I'm in heaven when I'm sitting across the table from a guy with brown eyes, dark black hair especially, but I like red heads as well. Freckles & pallor both feel adorable, and good skin; a narrow, slender face, with kind of a longish chin, & dark, expressive eyebrows; regal, scholarly-profile--that's just a very handsome man to me. I like men who aren't too much taller than I am generally (I'm 5'6"), though tall & willowy is great too. I'm pretty repulsed by big muscles, though I do like male body hair (don't get this current obsession with waxing away every follical--you're a grow up, boyish okay, but not a little boy); love type A personalities. Clean looking men make me feel really happy; you probably don't smoke, & you probably do have short/neat hair, and you smell nice.

You're basically a kind, playful, serious, decent, hard working person. You're not into pornography; you're somewhat reserved and private, maybe, and if you're the type of fellow who actually winces when other guys use verbs like nail, bang or bone to talk about sex with women, then you've already earned my respect. You aren't hostile to feminism; you like strong, nonconformist women.

I'm a Virgo (if you couldn't tell already by the amount of detail in this posting), usually get along really well with Capricorns born mid January especially, Scorpio, Taurus, and some other Virgos--earth signs are good with me, usually. If you think astrology is bullshit, that's just fine (such a Capricornian attitude!;-), humor me & tell me anyway.

I have dark brown hair, green/blue eyes, slim build, very voluptuous up top, olive skin, don't smoke, love long distance running; I'm a beautiful woman, I think, but I'm also sensitive, kind of fragile, introverted, a writer, and a gentle person. A little shy at first, but passionate once I'm comfortable with someone. I grew up in the country, not a big city person at heart, and love the fact that you can still hear the crickets in the park at night here; I love being outdoors, learning new things, quiet time for reading & drawing wanted posters of my ideal male visage, (that was meant to be funny;-) and just spending time doing new stuff with friends and people I care about. If you think you have some or all of the above characteristics, I'd be happy to share photos in exchange for yours. Thanks for reading & be well. 

There is no story yet to be told as sad and desperate as a single Jewish woman looking for love in the city after thirty. This is the aftermath of such a long, treacherous road. I am sure she has a complex with trying to please her grandmother who unexpectedly passed when she was young, and who's dying words were simply to find a nice, Jewish man. To me, this is just a long-winded rant that may or not may not be a catalyst to an inevitable breakdown. Dead Jewfro, may your days find you love and happiness and may your institutionalized stays be short.