The position only requires certain minor but specific qualities. You must be over 5'8" tall, know proper grammar and linguistics and know when to keep your mouth shut. I would like said hired boyfriend to have his own dwelling as lodging is not offered with position. The job requires willingness to make tea and fluff pillows for girlfriend when she is not feeling well, as well as reading aloud from girlfriend's book collection and not touching girlfriend's photography equipment. You will also be asked not to interfere with music unless your choices have been cleared and approved first. When girlfriend is not sick the job requirements will diminish, you will have time to yourself in either case so please know what to do with such time, girlfriend is willing to meet your parents but will never ask you to meet hers because they are horrible people who are not allowed to speak to hired boyfriend, I will also want you to take walks in the park with me and enjoy frozen yogurt on hot summer nights. Willingness to meet my boss a plus, good looks also help. Health insurance not provided, and a religious streak will render you unable to apply for the job. No heavy drinkers or cigarette smokers, compensation for services depends on experience and will be discussed upon request.
Only in NYC can you find this amount of insanity. Lil Mama wants a man without taking any effort into working for it. Want a good man that does as you say? Hire the fucking bastard. I am assuming that her problems started in an era known as the 'blackout', much like ms spears, and her horrible parents had something to do with it. In all honesty, her parents probably caught her trading her lunch money for compliments and oral sex and shipped her ass upstate to the good doctors, and she has passionately hated them ever since. I don't know much about Upper East Side society, but I am assuming this is a common venture due to the need of experience. How does one enter this field, any major requirements, and would this make you a man-whore? She is a new breed of diva, and you better respect her or you will end up as a victim on her growing wrap sheet. I feel sorry for her only because she doesn't understand that any man willing to put up with this, will in fact need more liquor in a day than Lohan keeps in her stolen purse. God Bless, you crazy bitch.
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| This is the look you will receive before she fires you, which involves nasty, dominated rape and most likely a good old fashioned murder. |
Only in NYC can you find this amount of insanity. Lil Mama wants a man without taking any effort into working for it. Want a good man that does as you say? Hire the fucking bastard. I am assuming that her problems started in an era known as the 'blackout', much like ms spears, and her horrible parents had something to do with it. In all honesty, her parents probably caught her trading her lunch money for compliments and oral sex and shipped her ass upstate to the good doctors, and she has passionately hated them ever since. I don't know much about Upper East Side society, but I am assuming this is a common venture due to the need of experience. How does one enter this field, any major requirements, and would this make you a man-whore? She is a new breed of diva, and you better respect her or you will end up as a victim on her growing wrap sheet. I feel sorry for her only because she doesn't understand that any man willing to put up with this, will in fact need more liquor in a day than Lohan keeps in her stolen purse. God Bless, you crazy bitch.
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