Friday, October 28, 2011

RE: gay man looking for gay woman

29 year old closeted gay man looking for a Jewish woman to "date" (develop friendship and maybe one day marry). I am a very relaxed, easy going guy with a great sense of humor. looking for same in a partner. pic available. please email if interested. please be around my age and Jewish.

I have often pondered how beards are found. For those unfamiliar with a beard, it is a person of the opposite sex who presents their self as a wife/husband of a closeted gay person. Apparently, Craigslist just made it a shit load easier to trick your loved ones into thinking you are something other than you are. At least this man is trying to find a lesbian to do it, instead of tricking some old hag into throwing her life away... sometimes unknowingly. If you are going to do it, do it right, baby. In my personal opinion, you need to grow some balls and tell the world you are and how you love, but having a dyke as a wife might work out just fine. Of course, you will never be able to start a healthy gay relationship, but at least you can decorate to your hearts content while she does all the handy work. When you part ways as the world changes, you will make one hell of a house flipping team... a partnership that is much more lucrative than storytelling.

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