...of her sucking off three different guys. And really, really showing them her talents... We broke up two weeks ago. It wasn't pretty. Anyone want to help me counter?
Dear sir, you need to get over this exgirlfriend immediately because she is a grade a slut. Her only talent is some freakish inability to get lockjaw. Who cares if she sends you a picture of her being the nastiest thing on the block? You need to put this fish back in the sea and go straight to the free clinic and keep your fingers crossed the next week. To any girl foolish enough to fall for this, it is the oldest trick in the book. It is the story of my parents and their parents before that. It didn't get them far, and it won't get you much further, unless you enjoy trading STDs like Pokemon cards.
Dear sir, you need to get over this exgirlfriend immediately because she is a grade a slut. Her only talent is some freakish inability to get lockjaw. Who cares if she sends you a picture of her being the nastiest thing on the block? You need to put this fish back in the sea and go straight to the free clinic and keep your fingers crossed the next week. To any girl foolish enough to fall for this, it is the oldest trick in the book. It is the story of my parents and their parents before that. It didn't get them far, and it won't get you much further, unless you enjoy trading STDs like Pokemon cards.
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