Forewarning, we have a Chatty Kathy on our hands.
I'm not trying to offend anyone, I just thought the title of my ad is good. If it's not, tell me.You already sound like an excruciating asshole And I'm not saying 'I'm only looking for a smart super model.' I'm not. Why? Cause I'm sure a smart super model has better things to do than search through CL, in Vegas, for a nice guy. aka only broke bitches use craigslist, and no model wants that because they got to snag their sugar daddy before the first wrinkle sprouts That's who I am: a nice guy. I'm not a smart super model. I'm smart and I'm a hand model (lol). Just kidding, I'm no hand model. but you just may be comedian if comedians relied on stupidity and not humor I'm just an average nice guy widening my search for that average nice girl.
This is how it usually goes. I got your attention with the ad with a picture attached. his picture was a picture of tom cruise.. no lie. there is your first sign that he is crazy Then you go look at the picture first, without reading any of this. I don't blame you. We're all human. and human instinct is to push the back button when you see a picture of crazy cruise I just wanted you to see your own reaction and how willing you are to go a little further. (Sometimes I go off on little tangents, so feel free to skip a couple lines if you want) that would suck the fun out this
First off, if you didn't chuckle or laugh out loud, or possibly sniffled a little with a chance of tears, we will not get along (probably). The hand model bit was supposed to arouse feeling outside of contemplative self-mutilation? Nothing is for certain, but you have to have some emotions. Thanks to you, I am dead inside I have emotions, so why don't you? You killed them and now, you are shitting on their remains Yes, I said it. I have emotions! And I am sensitive! If this doesn't toughen you up.. bless it Ok, ok, I'm not that sensitive (for the record, I am straight. 100% straight. I'm not gay). thank fucking god Why do people think sensitive guys are gay? well in your case, only a dick in your mouth would shut you up at this point and you are obviously obsessed with tom in Jerry McGuire Never mind. Don't answer that.
I think the pic is funny. It's funny, sensitive, cheesy, sweet, etc. it is a picture of tom fucking cruise. the only funny picture of that man is him jumping on a couch. no sensitivity or sweetness Yes to all of the above. But it also captures a part of what I long for. Some puffy face woman to tell you that you had her at hello? you may find it, but you will lose it two tangents in boo-boo Someone that I can share my life with. Let's face it, We are all missing something in our lives, whether we choose to admit it or not. I can't have a complete, great life, if I don't have that person that completes mine. try weed first, baby For me, it doesn't matter how much money you have, where you live, the people you know, etc. Don't get me wrong, those are great things to have in your life. But at the end of the day, you should want to be with someone who makes you feel good. I want someone who's fits with me and I fit with them. I'm actually trying to spread a saying that I have come up with. "It doesn't matter what you do; it only matters who you're with." fame whores have been using that for years I don't know, I guess it only makes sense to me. If you want to be with a certain person(s) (family/friends), it shouldn't matter what you're doing.
Ok, no more sensitive stuff...hopefully. I am a nice guy. If you can believe it... I am. you sound like a nice pussy I'm a genuine, old fashioned, nice guy. I'm honest, truthful, good natured, funny and a liar , easy to please all you have to do is listen and not let your eyes glaze over too ofter, caring, etc. I can't perfectly describe myself. Not all of my characteristics come out on a daily basis.
"Why am I still single?" you may be asking yourself. i answered that a few paragraphs back Well, I haven't been ready in the past. I thought I've meet a few good girls along the way, but nothing felt right. I'm the type of guy that wants to move forward, even if it's at a very slow pace. And if it doesn't feel right, I'm wasting both your and my time. And I shouldn't be that selfish enough to ask for the other person to wait.
Nice guys want to be wanted too ladies! Most women settle for the nice guy. They want something else, but settle for us "nice guys." Why, I ask you? We want to be wanted too! I certainly want a nice gal to call my own. One who I can't wait to talk to after work, get random text messages; Someone that doesn't mind my goofy/dry humor; Lay on a blanket looking at the stars just relaxing or chatting; Sitting on the couch, watching a movie or TV show; Someone I can have fun with and essentially enjoy each others company. I want to be with my best friend. your life seems as boring as my permastoned friends without the drug induced euphoria
Well, this has gone on long enough and quite possibly, I have lost many people. I am still here but for extremely selfish, sassy reasons, the rest jumped ship at tom cruise They don't want to take the time. If you can't read this, how interested are you really in meeting someone special? maybe you just aren't as special as you would like to think It can't be some casual thing, you think about only at the end of a day (I've been there). It needs to be real. And yes, I'm most definitely real. i do not think someone would take the time to construe something so fucking stupid too bore women into lesbianism.
And for those who are reading this (or those skimming to the very end), here it is. The moment you've been wanting for (this is when you start reading very slowly, holding your breathe, nervously i already tried that form of suicide earlier, and unfortunately, i'm still here).What I generally look like (since I'm not really Tom Cruise... I'm taller... haha) and you lack his entertaining public breakdowns, to put some general sketch in you brain. I'm 28, white, 5'10'' and 150 lbs! feed this fool
Awww! I just disappointed a majority of you (maybe). I say that because I hear that most women don't like skinny guys. Why? I'm athletic and fit. There is a difference, you know. Some athletic people are not fit. And some fit people aren't athletic. I see this every week. wtf Staying in shape, and being healthy, is a part of my life. I'd like it to be a part of yours. This is one thing that won't change. oh my god, he is going to live until at least seventy... save your children
Don't forget that this is just a tip of the iceberg of what the man I am today (and yesterday's). I can't wait to see the man I'll become tomorrow. I know I didn't list what my qualifications for you are, but I think it'll be best if you just tell me who you are, what you like, etc. no, you talked about stupid shit that makes me not only not want to date you but to harm you
Like I said earlier, I am looking for a nice woman who wants a nice guy. If that's you, I'd like to hear what we have in common. only cokeheads could keep a conversation with you going All you have to do is answer this one question and put that answer in the subject line. The question is: Which of these do you have? Beauty, Brains or Both. So put 'Beauty', 'Brains' or 'Both' in the subject line. Any of those 3 answers will get a reply, no matter what. Anything else won't get a reply. only those that would reply neither will reply so you just fucked your chances
I'm not trying to offend anyone, I just thought the title of my ad is good. If it's not, tell me.You already sound like an excruciating asshole And I'm not saying 'I'm only looking for a smart super model.' I'm not. Why? Cause I'm sure a smart super model has better things to do than search through CL, in Vegas, for a nice guy. aka only broke bitches use craigslist, and no model wants that because they got to snag their sugar daddy before the first wrinkle sprouts That's who I am: a nice guy. I'm not a smart super model. I'm smart and I'm a hand model (lol). Just kidding, I'm no hand model. but you just may be comedian if comedians relied on stupidity and not humor I'm just an average nice guy widening my search for that average nice girl.
This is how it usually goes. I got your attention with the ad with a picture attached. his picture was a picture of tom cruise.. no lie. there is your first sign that he is crazy Then you go look at the picture first, without reading any of this. I don't blame you. We're all human. and human instinct is to push the back button when you see a picture of crazy cruise I just wanted you to see your own reaction and how willing you are to go a little further. (Sometimes I go off on little tangents, so feel free to skip a couple lines if you want) that would suck the fun out this
First off, if you didn't chuckle or laugh out loud, or possibly sniffled a little with a chance of tears, we will not get along (probably). The hand model bit was supposed to arouse feeling outside of contemplative self-mutilation? Nothing is for certain, but you have to have some emotions. Thanks to you, I am dead inside I have emotions, so why don't you? You killed them and now, you are shitting on their remains Yes, I said it. I have emotions! And I am sensitive! If this doesn't toughen you up.. bless it Ok, ok, I'm not that sensitive (for the record, I am straight. 100% straight. I'm not gay). thank fucking god Why do people think sensitive guys are gay? well in your case, only a dick in your mouth would shut you up at this point and you are obviously obsessed with tom in Jerry McGuire Never mind. Don't answer that.
I think the pic is funny. It's funny, sensitive, cheesy, sweet, etc. it is a picture of tom fucking cruise. the only funny picture of that man is him jumping on a couch. no sensitivity or sweetness Yes to all of the above. But it also captures a part of what I long for. Some puffy face woman to tell you that you had her at hello? you may find it, but you will lose it two tangents in boo-boo Someone that I can share my life with. Let's face it, We are all missing something in our lives, whether we choose to admit it or not. I can't have a complete, great life, if I don't have that person that completes mine. try weed first, baby For me, it doesn't matter how much money you have, where you live, the people you know, etc. Don't get me wrong, those are great things to have in your life. But at the end of the day, you should want to be with someone who makes you feel good. I want someone who's fits with me and I fit with them. I'm actually trying to spread a saying that I have come up with. "It doesn't matter what you do; it only matters who you're with." fame whores have been using that for years I don't know, I guess it only makes sense to me. If you want to be with a certain person(s) (family/friends), it shouldn't matter what you're doing.
Ok, no more sensitive stuff...hopefully. I am a nice guy. If you can believe it... I am. you sound like a nice pussy I'm a genuine, old fashioned, nice guy. I'm honest, truthful, good natured, funny and a liar , easy to please all you have to do is listen and not let your eyes glaze over too ofter, caring, etc. I can't perfectly describe myself. Not all of my characteristics come out on a daily basis.
"Why am I still single?" you may be asking yourself. i answered that a few paragraphs back Well, I haven't been ready in the past. I thought I've meet a few good girls along the way, but nothing felt right. I'm the type of guy that wants to move forward, even if it's at a very slow pace. And if it doesn't feel right, I'm wasting both your and my time. And I shouldn't be that selfish enough to ask for the other person to wait.
Nice guys want to be wanted too ladies! Most women settle for the nice guy. They want something else, but settle for us "nice guys." Why, I ask you? We want to be wanted too! I certainly want a nice gal to call my own. One who I can't wait to talk to after work, get random text messages; Someone that doesn't mind my goofy/dry humor; Lay on a blanket looking at the stars just relaxing or chatting; Sitting on the couch, watching a movie or TV show; Someone I can have fun with and essentially enjoy each others company. I want to be with my best friend. your life seems as boring as my permastoned friends without the drug induced euphoria
Well, this has gone on long enough and quite possibly, I have lost many people. I am still here but for extremely selfish, sassy reasons, the rest jumped ship at tom cruise They don't want to take the time. If you can't read this, how interested are you really in meeting someone special? maybe you just aren't as special as you would like to think It can't be some casual thing, you think about only at the end of a day (I've been there). It needs to be real. And yes, I'm most definitely real. i do not think someone would take the time to construe something so fucking stupid too bore women into lesbianism.
And for those who are reading this (or those skimming to the very end), here it is. The moment you've been wanting for (this is when you start reading very slowly, holding your breathe, nervously i already tried that form of suicide earlier, and unfortunately, i'm still here).What I generally look like (since I'm not really Tom Cruise... I'm taller... haha) and you lack his entertaining public breakdowns, to put some general sketch in you brain. I'm 28, white, 5'10'' and 150 lbs! feed this fool
Awww! I just disappointed a majority of you (maybe). I say that because I hear that most women don't like skinny guys. Why? I'm athletic and fit. There is a difference, you know. Some athletic people are not fit. And some fit people aren't athletic. I see this every week. wtf Staying in shape, and being healthy, is a part of my life. I'd like it to be a part of yours. This is one thing that won't change. oh my god, he is going to live until at least seventy... save your children
Don't forget that this is just a tip of the iceberg of what the man I am today (and yesterday's). I can't wait to see the man I'll become tomorrow. I know I didn't list what my qualifications for you are, but I think it'll be best if you just tell me who you are, what you like, etc. no, you talked about stupid shit that makes me not only not want to date you but to harm you
Like I said earlier, I am looking for a nice woman who wants a nice guy. If that's you, I'd like to hear what we have in common. only cokeheads could keep a conversation with you going All you have to do is answer this one question and put that answer in the subject line. The question is: Which of these do you have? Beauty, Brains or Both. So put 'Beauty', 'Brains' or 'Both' in the subject line. Any of those 3 answers will get a reply, no matter what. Anything else won't get a reply. only those that would reply neither will reply so you just fucked your chances
